assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666
“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it.”
where do people even find dealers like you can’t just ask people in class like hey are you selling marijuana
They usually tell you
“we’ll take the lot!”
wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy
but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
Any one ever notice harry potter fandom is slooowly starting to turn into snape? Like we hate harry, the entitled d bag, but we love him
i love the idea of replacing foods rather than not eating them. when you’re crazing something unhealthy think about what you need and substitute something healthy yay
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
